Faux Ho

Someone who dresses like a ho but won’t put out

Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy

Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho

by Jo1981 April 1, 2010

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

Faux Scope

A move often performed by noobs in Call of Duty games who think they can no scope. The shot consists of the player firing a semi automatic sniper rifle repeatably at unrealistic speeds from the hip and getting a lucky shot. It requires absolutely no skill whatsoever.

Noob: OMG I NO SCOPE HEAD SHOTTED YOU
You: You mean a faux scope you stupid noob

by RedAchilles March 5, 2011

faux-homo

fo-homo
1)Fake gay.
2)When your straight friends do something that questions their sexuality.
3)Worse than a metrosexual.

Lance:"Wanna go to the game tonight I got free tix."
Dave:"I would but I have a mani/pedi appointment."
Lance:"Dude that's faux-homo!"

by MoTaGoD August 6, 2010

Faux-miliarity

When someone one doesn't know greets one as a friend, and the other party does not dispute the mistaken identity.

Person One: Hey, how's that new job working out for you?

Person Two: Uh... it's... great?

Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.

Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.

by Jason and Richard August 19, 2003

Faux-it-all

n. A person who talks like they know everything, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. A fake know-it-all.

Paul talks out of his ass all the time, then gets super defensive when you call him on his bullshit. Then he just keeps talking and talking. He puts his two cents in every conversation and he's always wrong but will never admit it. He's SUCH a faux-it-all.

by BroolStoryCo May 24, 2011

faux pierre

Having sex with a girl with a half chub.

I just wasn't feeling it last night, so I gave her a Faux Pierre.

by Modustrollens85 September 5, 2017