F'''d up

Short for fucked up

I was F'''d up

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

D.F.U.

Don't Fuck Up

From "Fair Game" (2010):

INT. CORRIDOR. LANGLEY. DAY.

Valerie walks with MIKE and BILL, their chief.

BILL

Val, seventh floor have issued a

directive for a Joint Task Force on

Iraq. We want you to head it up.

Valerie doesn't blink.

VALERIE

Yes Sir.

BILL

You can pick your team. This is top

priority. Down the line D.F.U.

VALERIE

What about the Dubai op?

BILL

Mike says you got a hunch on the

buyer.

VALERIE

Manucher Vaziri. Syrian National.

Based out of Karachi. On a wire

picked up in Cairo he talks about

componentry from a known source in

Pakistan he's moving to an unnamed

Gulf state..

BILL

Iraq?

VALERIE

Vaziri's devoutly Shia. Iraq's

controlled by the Sunni. Saddam's

Sunni. There's no way this is Iraq.

BILL

They're all good Muslims right?

VALERIE

And Martin Luther King and the KKK

are both Christian.

BILL

Great job. From Monday, I need you

both eyes on Iraq.

CUT TO:

At the door, they shake hands. Mike and Valerie walk off.

MIKE

D.F.U?

VALERIE

Don't fuck up.

by outadabronx May 31, 2011

D.F.A.C.

- A simple acronym that means Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
- Shorter and sweeter then the classic Fuck Bitches Get Money.

-See Disregard Females, Acquire Currency or Fuck Bitches Get Money

1. "Olga just dumped me"

"D.F.A.C."

"Yea, true that Jim"

2. "What do you wanna do tonight bro"

"D.F.A.C."

"Aight, but lets lax first"

by Poop-Exchange June 2, 2010

D.F.A.

"Down For Anything" a qoute,
also a clothing line, and a promotion company...
"3 Star Productions" is a flim and photagraphy branch, founded by DFA

"If your D.F.A. you'll do it!"
"That's a tight D.F.A. shirt"
"Are you going to the D.F.A. pardy this weeken?"

by kazzO October 2, 2007

F'd

Not what you are probably thinking...
F'd is when there is so much pressure you just flunk everything and get a big, fat F!
if you live in Davis, CA you would understand the pressure

I just F'd everything, my homework, and life

by a#REALfriend October 9, 2018

F.D. I See

Da government body dat makes sure you will observe your town's "hose-heroes" arrive expediently at your local bank if a conflagration of any kind happens to start, so dat your deposited money will be safe from getting burned up.

If my bank is "member F.D. I See, equal housing lender", does that mean that my home is protected from flames, as well, if I put my saving in that bank?

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023