elyssa

ketpet. elyssa never shuts up, but that’s also why everyone loves her. she has a crippling nicotine addiction, can never take her anywhere without a vape or snus. she has adhd, she is delulu but also straight forward and will not take shit from no one. you need an elyssa in ur life.

Elyssa’s favourite hobby is to share peoples vapes - “watch your vape; Elyssa is coming”

by ketpet December 7, 2023

elyasaf

a submissive cute femboy elf pet

woah! look at elyasaf!!

yeah !

wooo

by Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex May 11, 2024

elassticity

Da degree of stretchiness of a female human's muscles, tendons, ligaments, etc.

Liberty Barros and Anna McNulty are known for their exceptional elassticity.

by QuacksO August 25, 2025

Dirty Elyssa

When you cum in your women’s ear and I drips into her eyes so she can’t hear or see. Then you punch her in the throat forcing her mouth open so you can shove your penis to the back of her throat and choke her out. Killing her.

I gave my ball and chain and Dirty Elyssa last light.

by 8461947 March 6, 2024

The Old Eliassen

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017