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Elke

Elke is the funniest person I know and her friends are so so so lucky to be friends with her. Although she often sits with weird people in maths, this is out of kindness as they don’t have any other people to sit with. Elke’s are so compassionate and overall just the best people I know. Elke is very tolerant of her annoying friends eg. Eliza. Elke’s are also known to be the jess in all situations.
Person 1 ‘Hey who’s that over there with the fat ass’ person 2 ’oh that’s just elke’
by Heiwusbsysy6866!|€{+ October 12, 2021
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Elk Look

A man who has the look of someone who has been through war or tough times. He looks tanned, grizzled, experienced, with sinewy muscle, as described by Tim Kennedy referring to senior Special Forces types.
After so many combat tours, my team leader had that "Elk Look".
by Polynikes March 29, 2024
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Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023
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horny elk

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.
Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.
by RyC2002 June 24, 2023
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aaron elks

aaron elks you fucking jew hater gas em all
by spankey legs December 10, 2017
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Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.
I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.
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Elk Creek

Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!
(Elk Creek) is a country town.
by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009
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