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New Egypt High School

**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**

9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably

95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)

Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.

Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee

NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."

Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
by RecFieldAt4 April 26, 2022
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I bought a property in Egypt

"What they do for you is they give you the property"
A sentence said by Cameron Eastwood who's gone viral for telling everyone "I bought a property in Egypt."
Its often used in remixes with chopped chin and other brainrot
I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for you is they give you the property.
by IMawordmaker20 January 13, 2025
mugGet the I bought a property in Egyptmug.

Egypt

A beautiful girl with a big personality, she's often too much of a lover and tends to get hurt , she's sexy fierce And good in bed , she can make any man fall in love with her eyes , don't lose An Egypt big mistake
I want an Egypt
by Livdareal April 28, 2024
mugGet the Egyptmug.

The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025
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pulling an Egypt

A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.
Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.

Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.
by EgyptianCitizen February 21, 2011
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egypt

i am egypt

very silly guy
guy 1: i am egypt
guy 2: hi egypt
by egyptianbirdsymbol February 23, 2024
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