**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
by RecFieldAt4 April 26, 2022
Get the New Egypt High Schoolmug. the prettiest name in the world. anyone with this name is absolutely beautiful if you are named egypt i love you and you are awesome
by only-correct May 29, 2023
Get the Egyptmug. by Th@t_Pers0n_0ver_there :0 May 9, 2021
Get the Egyptmug. a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
Get the from Pharaonic Egyptmug. Derived from the phrase "Denial is a river in Egypt" (a play on "the Nile"), this term describes someone who is living in denial, clinging to a fantasy or false belief about a situation that is unlikely or impossible to happen. It refers to a state of refusing to accept reality, often in favor of an imagined or idealized version of events.
Despite failing every audition, Jake keeps saying he’ll be a famous actor by next year—he’s totally living in Egypt.
Even though Sarah has repeatedly said she's not interested and is dating someone else, Jake is living in Egypt by planning their future together.
Even though Sarah has repeatedly said she's not interested and is dating someone else, Jake is living in Egypt by planning their future together.
by simonxlatticus October 7, 2025
Get the Living in Egyptmug. A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.
I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
by SiK juice October 24, 2017
Get the Egypt yearmug. Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asia
Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asia
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In Egypt And Pan-Asiamug.