indian engagement ring

A slang term for hickey used by res kids

"fuck guy ya can't come to work with a fuckin Indian engagement ring on eh? Fuck"

by Macsyourguy June 10, 2020

funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.

No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

Engagement impatience

Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.

Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."

by von groovy July 4, 2024

Killswitch Engage

A metalcore band that is actually different then others, The band contains 5 members

Justin Foley: Drummer

Joel Stroetzel: Rythm guitarist

Mike D'Antonio: Bassist

Adam Dutkiewicz: Lead Guitarist

Jesse Leach: Vocalist

Unlike other Metalcore bands. Killswitch Engage's song isn't filled with breakdowns and instead has a nice riff. Sure there's gonna have breakdowns but not enough. Also it's known for the former vocalist Howard Jones which is the best vocalist in the genre due to his powerful operatic vocals.

KSE fan: *listens to KSE*
Dumbass: what are you listening

KSE fan: Killswitch Engage a metalcore band
Dumbass: EW METALCORE, NOT THAT EMO SHIT YOU FUCKING SCENE FAG
KSE fan: Oh really
Dumbass: what
KSE fan: LETS MOSH
Dumbass: NO
Entire KSE fanbase: *meshes each other*
Dumbass: *crushed and dies*

by Alex aka Aquatic F0xy August 6, 2021

Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024

Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage

about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage

by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018