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Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).
"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit
Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out
by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023
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Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass
Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.
by wower321322 November 16, 2023
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Flat Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is flat.
by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023
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Flat Earthers

A group of people with mental disoders who think that the earth is flat.

It is a known fact that they have a combined IQ of 5 and everyone hates them
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Flat Earther

Noun;
A person who genuinely believes that the Earth is a flat plane (typically also stationed at the center of the universe). They reject all objective, scientific proofs that have supported the shape of the Earth being a globe (technically an oblate spheroid).

The Flat Earth Theory has many flaws, including - but not limited to: (1) failure to construct a unified model that can explain all aspects of the Flat Earth Theory, (2) weather and seasonal patterns cannot be explained, (3) failure to explain the revolution of the Sun and the Moon, (4) Flat Earther use Electromagnetism to explain gravity, yet fail to account for many instances which suggest the contrary (mass attracting mass), (5) fail to understand what Conservation of Momentum is, etc.

The Flat Earth view is based off of the fact that the Earth is perceived as a flat plane. This does not serve as empirical evidence as to notice a 0.1° incline on the equator (facing parallel), the object must be around 69.1 miles away.
I believe the Flat Earther are in some kind of Flat Earth religion.
Flat Earthers were once willing to go to Antartica to prove their stance, but when the opportunity arose, they quickly backed out, because they knew a 24 hour sun would destroy their entire foundation.
by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 7, 2025
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Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police
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