Dunkin' Stix

1. A delicious, classic pastry by Hostess. Easily available in most vending machines.

2. Small, delicious object to be inserted anally and then devoured, i.e. "Dunkin' Stix."

Santorum dipping sauce optional.

"Greg was really kinky last night and he ripped open a package of Dunkin' Stix. Needless to say, he had a four course meal of booty."

by How Strange, Innocence December 4, 2011

dunkin' delight

Originates from Scotch Plains, NJ. One partner gargles coffee, tea, or milk while the other dunks his balls into her mouth.

We always make a mess when Lisa gives me a dunkin' delight.

by JDW May 2, 2005

monkey dunkin

While in the act of coutis and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum.

While in the act of sex, and placed in the missionary position, rapid thrusting causes the testes to insert themselves into the rectum. This can be referred to as monkey dunkin!!!!!!

by good monkey gone bad March 14, 2011

Dunkin' Yonuts

Dunkin' Yonuts occurs when a man inadvertently causes the latrine to overflow during a "courtesy flush," thereby coating his teabag with a layer of shitwater.

"Dude i took a dump and flushed and the toilet overflowed but I didnt realise it until my balls were completely submerged in shitty water. What would you call something like that?"

"Dunkin' Yonuts!"

by Duncan Meinhutz February 7, 2007

Dunkin Nuts

To slam dunk your nuts into the target "donut" hole.

Dude 1: hey, last night I was Dunkin nuts with your mom
Dude 2: NOOOO!!!

by Majestic failure October 15, 2016

Dunkin Donuts

By far the best fast food restaurant in America. Sells both food and drink such as donuts (hence the name), coffee, breakfast and lunch sandwiches, and hot chocolate. Is a great place to go for all ages, whether you're a young kid hungry for donuts, or if you're an older man/woman who needs a place to hang out and drink coffee.

Every day before work, I go to Dunkin Donuts and get coffee.

Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!

by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016

Dunkin' Blumpkin

A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.

"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"

by Na0227 October 4, 2014