Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it

Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit

by BirdKibble July 26, 2022

Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face

John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

by Philosophical Panda October 14, 2021

Rumpty dumpty

When you fuck a girl on the top of a wall and shove a firecrackers up her ass and your fist up her pussy.

I had such a good rumpty dumpty with my cousin last night.

by John dahl88 April 29, 2024

Rumpty dumpty

When your feet fly out from under you and you land on your ass and can't walk right afterwards.

She hit that ice and pulled a rumpty dumpty

by Osubjj September 28, 2021

Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022