DTF

Damn That's Funny

Me: Will you marry me?
Her: You're kidding right? DTF!

by M3nt!on April 5, 2010

DTF

Having sexual intercourse with a stocky fat women
A dirty taj fucker

Man Big Head Ed is such a DTF

by Zack288 March 3, 2008

dtfs

Down to finish sandwich
After being interrupted during a quick snack dtfs is the action of being eager to return to eatting

Munching on sandwich during class when the firebell rings. Girl says, "I'm so excited to come back to class guys, I'm dtfs"

by nomnom:D November 2, 2011

DTF

Down to Fungus (DTF). Used to describe someone who has the strong desire to consume psychedelic mushrooms.

Friend: "Yo I'm about to take some shrooms."

You: "You're DTF right now!? We're eating dinner in a Japanese Restaurant; you can't do that here!"

Friend: "Woah dude are you seeing this, my sushi is literally swimming in mid-air."

by Aristocratis December 19, 2013

DTF

"dont trust faggots" :)



something to say when your parents ask what it really means.

MOM: what does dtf mean?
SON: umm,
MOM: !!!!
SON: uhh, dont.....trust....faggots...?
MOM: hahaa.

by tweakz April 17, 2009

DTF

down to finally be in a relationship with someone who cares about the relationship, cares about metal health, and supports eachothers goals

Are you DTF?

by JOJAM52 November 11, 2020

DTFS

Dip The Fuck Set. An acronym used to express the need to leave a situation or location urgently.

Bro, the cops are here we need to DTFS!

by Shadows-end December 18, 2012