Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 07, 2022

Cabot Dow

(Adj) Downloading at least 4 discographies of metal bands in a single day

(Verb)
Going to at least one metal concert a week for one month strait.

(Adj) I was Cabot Dow this morning on itunes.

(Verb) You wanna do a Cabot Dow this month?

by Cabot Dow Metal Concerts January 07, 2011

Nate dow

A typical surfer with a bowl cut and no friends

Stop being a Nate dow you bloody kook

by Kook 169 February 13, 2018

Dow

Slang for dick

U are gay eat a Dow

by Cuticles November 20, 2017

dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working

you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code

by jmaug October 24, 2016