DOW

In the year 2025, our nation's most smartest & brightest, changed the name of Department of Defense to 'Department of War'.

Good thing there's no other names/acronyms to be confused with DOW!

The DOW is bringing sexy back to the Pentagon!

by geeterguy September 7, 2025

Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

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by .sockz July 27, 2021

dat ass dow

What you say when you want that booty. And put your penis deep in there🌚

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by Stupid Fuck Nut April 21, 2017

Go like dow pussy

When a man got refused by a Asian women so he chops the women in small pieces.

Jeff is going to Go like dow pussy.

by for Santa's lonley ho October 25, 2017

dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working

you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code

by jmaug October 24, 2016