An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
Get the Douche canoemug. Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass
by Big dick III July 15, 2015
Get the Douche-canoemug. Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.
by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
Get the Douche-canoemug. Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.
T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
by AlSnow June 12, 2023
Get the Douche Canoemug. An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
Get the Douche canoemug. by Willie June 11, 2021
Get the Dick douche canoemug.