One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.
GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.
by inkdrinker December 26, 2003
Get the draft dodger mug.When someone tries their upmost to aviod paying their share of a check, usually in a restaurant. The check dodger is typically someone who lives their life at the height of frugality and will aviod paying their full share, or in some extreme cases, no share at all. Techniques include colourful excuses, agressive denial or the infamous 'dine n' dash'
(Brian Gaffney has not paid his share of the check in a Mexican Restaurant, he as run to the restrooms so that the other diners do not notice, and therefore, pay for his share)
Elliot: Where has Brian gone?
Mark: He's run away to the toilet in a feeble attempt to avoid paying his way.
Chris: My God, what a check dodger!
(Brian Returns)
Chris: Did you put your money down, Brian?
Brian: Yes
Elliot: Then we're 15 dollars short and everyone's paid up.... is everyone sure they've paid up?
(Everyone looks at Brian)
(Long Pause)
Mark: Just pay your way, you hopless check dodger!
Brian: Shut up Mark! You curly-headed f*ck
(Brian reluctanly takes out his wallet and puts some notes on the table. He is moody for the remainder of the night)
Elliot: Where has Brian gone?
Mark: He's run away to the toilet in a feeble attempt to avoid paying his way.
Chris: My God, what a check dodger!
(Brian Returns)
Chris: Did you put your money down, Brian?
Brian: Yes
Elliot: Then we're 15 dollars short and everyone's paid up.... is everyone sure they've paid up?
(Everyone looks at Brian)
(Long Pause)
Mark: Just pay your way, you hopless check dodger!
Brian: Shut up Mark! You curly-headed f*ck
(Brian reluctanly takes out his wallet and puts some notes on the table. He is moody for the remainder of the night)
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Heartbreak in the form of a baseball team. Seriously, they have great seasons up until June. Then the whole thing goes to hell. Then everyone goes back to what they were doing before they cared about baseball.
How 'bout them Los Angeles Dodgers?
~Dude they suck!
Whaddya mean, they were good like 2 weeks ago. They lead the NL West ffs!
~Tell me about.
~Dude they suck!
Whaddya mean, they were good like 2 weeks ago. They lead the NL West ffs!
~Tell me about.
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