Screaming dingle-berry

the act of putting a full roll of toilet paper in a condom and shoving it inside of somebody

i told her i was going to freshen up...she wasnt expecting the screaming dingle-berry when i got out and she turned around

by fjskodkcksjcncjsmxn December 15, 2021

Dingle Berry

A dried piece of fecal matter clinging to the hairs of an improperly cleaned anus, often in the form of balls. Negligence on the half of the human can lead to the build up of these unsavory clumps. These are especially loathsome during hot or humid days, when the dingle berry aggressor not only drags himself into the mud but also those around him.

Godamn that mans dingle berries stink!

Or

Godamn you can smell his dingle berry from here!

by Bastionofhopeoracle July 22, 2021

Dingle berry

A piece of poo hanging off your cats bum

My cat has a dingle berry connected to his bum.

by abc chicken August 11, 2021

Dingle Berry

Drug. most people snort in bathroom.

Sorry i was late. I had a Dingle berry

by girllover22 October 5, 2008

Dingle-berry-piss cereal

A bowl full of cope

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.

by NudusRex August 15, 2023

dingle berry

noun; a leftover piece of poop ( for the more mature audience, SHIT) that dangles or extends from the lucky recipients anus (again mature folk, asshole) as a result of extremely poor wiping techniques or disregarding the wiping stage completely. plural: dingle berries

I have a lot more time to play video games now that I gave up wiping, although I must say one dingle berry leads to more and before you know it many dingle berries look like a bunch of grapes.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

Dingle-Berry

1- a piece of shit that is stuck to ur ass hair when u take a shit
2- a name u call someone when they have just done something really fucking stupid

You fucking Dingle-Berry

by DingusBingus October 3, 2023