DAVE: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking december 3rd up in here
by frustracean December 7, 2021

by Hangman o c December 2, 2020

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036
by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021

December 3rd is the national give your crush/lover a sweater you own day. It started when popular artist Conan Gray released the song Heather, a song about most likely unrequited love. The first lyrics of the song say "I still remember 3rd of December, me in your sweater, you said it looked better on me than it did you" and the song goes on. This is why since the release of the song, December 3rd has been national give your crush/lover a sweater.
Person 1: Happy December 3rd! Here's your gift love!
Their lover: I love this sweater so much! Thanks, love you :))
Their lover: I love this sweater so much! Thanks, love you :))
by Youjustgotkrissedlol November 30, 2022

by Brittney MClair December 2, 2021

girl: hey its december 3rd which is ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
boy: yeah and?
girl: can you go out with me?
boy: yes i will!
boy: yeah and?
girl: can you go out with me?
boy: yes i will!
by ash_thekid December 3, 2020

by bbk :) December 2, 2020
