daily mail

A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

by StrawberryUtopia October 18, 2009

Daily Hate

Frequently used to refer to the British tabloid "newspaper", The Daily Mail.

See also:

Toilet Paper,
Kindling.

Did you read the story in the Daily Hate about those Poles eating the royal swans?

by supadupa123 September 21, 2009

Dailey

Daileys are often pretty serious on the surface. They may even seem distant or stuck up, BUT they are more than they seem. They are quirky, weird, and just don't go with the flow. They are generally very intelligent, and view the future as extremely important. Daileys also value family, significant others, and close friends dearly. They remember most everything, and care about everything a little too much. They don't seem like dating material, but they aren't half bad. They try pretty hard to be really understanding, and Daileys are much more patient. Just be willing to get past their awkward, and you will find a worth while person.

You have a heart and mind like a Dailey.

by The Dailey Expert July 30, 2017

daily mail

The newspaper responsible for the deaths of children due to measles, mumps and rubella as a direct result of its campaign to undermine the government by scaremongering about the MMR vaccine. Now that their case has been disproved and other people's kids are dying, they refuse to apologise or accept any responsibility for their actions.

Simply scum.

"Hi, my name's Toby, I write for the Daily Mail. I am a lower form of life than a convicted paedophile"

by Paul Dacre January 1, 2009

Dailide

To completely turn on. Makes all the squirrels in the neighborhood hump walnuts. Often found with the first name "Jonas."

I had a Dailide, when that juicy Cat was being walked by a mexican.

by LithuaniaNxHOSS November 11, 2011

daily mail

Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.

Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail! You stop My Brain hurting! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt!!! Kill them all!!!!!

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

Danilla

sweet, charming, fun to be around, someone who is like a ray of sunshine, and looks that could knock you off your feet, beautiful, funny and very smart, a human dictionary, with a heart of pure gold.

You have the most beautful Danilla of a smile.

by char lee cat September 18, 2011