Dyslexia

Something you get after a blowjob
(It’s a reading a writing disorder you get from sucking dick)

Hey Zoey, were u born with dyslexia?
No, I gave a blowjob and got it

by Discordkitten888 September 10, 2021

Dyslexia

Something you probably do not have if you knew how to spell it to look it up

"Hey, Paul, you think I have Dyslexia?" "No you idiot, how would you know that word if you were!"

by Lunewolf January 19, 2022

Dyslexia

An illness where you have the inability to read properly and often mess up spelling.

Dyslexic Kid, "Hey bro I just got diagnosed with daily sex I should see if Karen wants to help out!"
Everyone else, "You sure you don't mean dyslexia?"

by Up The Mighty Blues August 31, 2021

Dyslexia

A learning disorder characterised by difficulty reading.

The girl's poor spelling and difficulties with comprehension led her teacher to give a dyslexia screener.

by December 25, 2020

Dyslexia

Reason why people come up with valid usernames when all are taken.

Dyslexia helped me register on many websites

by 32121 November 26, 2019

Dyslexia

Having Bella Thorne

Girl: Hey doy

Boy: Bitch don’t you mean boy?
Girl: I said doy!
Boy: Bitch you got Bella Thorne Syndrome dyslexia

by Period pooh aye December 29, 2019

Dyslexia

Dyslexia is race. It’s a distinct race between the African American and Indian. This race is less than 1% of the population making it the rarest race known historically.

Hey what race are you?

Oh I’m dyslexic! But the full name is dyslexia

by Rrrrraind April 27, 2018