by 22001_yes December 24, 2024

by Lunewolf January 19, 2022

Dyslexic Kid, "Hey bro I just got diagnosed with daily sex I should see if Karen wants to help out!"
Everyone else, "You sure you don't mean dyslexia?"
Everyone else, "You sure you don't mean dyslexia?"
by Up The Mighty Blues August 30, 2021

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.
Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.
by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

Kai: Hey how are you doing
Jack (Has dyslexia): MnbopS PSO eoos SOSW
Kai: Oh yeah forgot about that sorry
Jack (Has dyslexia): MnbopS PSO eoos SOSW
Kai: Oh yeah forgot about that sorry
by Arti_i June 25, 2024

A condition in which whenever one hears the Word "damn" they mentally or verbally add "Daniel" afterwards
by Schokojäger September 29, 2022

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020
