Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead man snitch

Dead man snitch works on same principle like terrorist dead man switch. Dead man snitch is situation when you want to roast or fire someone atc. But he have some comproniting materials and if you do this he will destroy you.

Person 1: Are you already fired Garry
Person 2: No
Person 1: And why
Person 2: Because he have some dead man snitch on me

by zululman February 8, 2020

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

Dead mans

A term used in New Jersey commonly used to swear upon someone’s dead relatives or friend.

“I put it on your dead mans that I’ll give you money.”

by Thelucky1ne November 10, 2022

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”

“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”

by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021