by the bestrizzler skibidi fanum February 22, 2025
Get the dbass mug.Dasean likes Dick. A story by Twittle Fingers. Dasean is 400 pounds overweight, he has never gotten his license because hes so big he cant fit in the car. His belly is bigger than his ass will ever be, and he has tits larger than me! Hes 19 years old and texts 11 year old girls, he shoved his controller up his ass because hes too broke to afford a dildo. Although he does have dreams. The 13inch rainbow dildo on his wishlist, sits there wishing him a goodnights rest. He uses his own shit as lotion, because he is the same skin color as his shit. He enjoys watching Gay Porn on the website “X.Videos” His feet are huge, but not as huge as his head! + The bald spot that sits on the back of his head, and wishes him a goodmorning and goodnight. On his way to school, it talks to him. Keeping him company because he has no friends.
Here is a scentence in which people describe when they see a Dasean stomping near.
Bystander: Oh my G! Look its Dashart, woah! Hes huge. Im scared.
Dasean: BoomBoomBaaBaaBooah
Bystander: I just fell!
Bystander 2: Are you ok!
Bystander: No, he just made me fall. His large self made the entire ground sha-
Dasean: Ho is yoy talking shit about me Ho?
Bystander: No no Please
Dasean: *Sits on head*
Bystander 2: No get off her she can’t breathe!
Bystander: *Chokes*
Dasean: Talk about me agaAin You big Ho beach Ho
Bystander: *dies*
Bystander 2: You fat cunt!
Dasean: stands up
Bystander 2: screams
Dasean: Kicks
Bystander 2: Goes flying
The end
If you ever see dasean, Run.
Bystander: Oh my G! Look its Dashart, woah! Hes huge. Im scared.
Dasean: BoomBoomBaaBaaBooah
Bystander: I just fell!
Bystander 2: Are you ok!
Bystander: No, he just made me fall. His large self made the entire ground sha-
Dasean: Ho is yoy talking shit about me Ho?
Bystander: No no Please
Dasean: *Sits on head*
Bystander 2: No get off her she can’t breathe!
Bystander: *Chokes*
Dasean: Talk about me agaAin You big Ho beach Ho
Bystander: *dies*
Bystander 2: You fat cunt!
Dasean: stands up
Bystander 2: screams
Dasean: Kicks
Bystander 2: Goes flying
The end
If you ever see dasean, Run.
by DaseansPussy February 26, 2025
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by bakabakabakaNAM May 1, 2025
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At the end of many German films, you’ll often see:
DAS ENDE — The End.
Game or network identity:
Players in the 764 network recognize DasEnde as one of the original members.
At the end of many German films, you’ll often see:
DAS ENDE — The End.
Game or network identity:
Players in the 764 network recognize DasEnde as one of the original members.
by DasEnde764 November 6, 2025
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I watched my neighbors take turns giving each other the Dirty Deasean through their window from the bushes outside their house
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