betty crocker fuck muscle

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

by Starqueesha December 11, 2007

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Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

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As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

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betty crocker dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.

Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007

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betty crocker brownie delight

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs

Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!

by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008

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Ms Crocker

The worst teacher in history. the type of teacher that hooks up with grade 12 boys, and let’s them vape and smoke in her car. The teacher that always switches around subjects when she doesn’t feel like doing them because she only knows how to teach one subject.

grade 12 boy: Ms crocker can you help me
Ms crocker: sure after school come to my classroom😉😉

by crazymfhoeassbiyiflswla November 9, 2019

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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

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