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"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha November 15, 2007
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Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.
Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
by Christian Breton January 06, 2009
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betty crocker dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
by Jay Crocker November 05, 2007
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A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs
Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!
by Jake D. Rafter February 02, 2008
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Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
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Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.
Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker
by KylePope August 23, 2022
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Jay Crocker

-100% athletic
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague
"Anything interesting, sad, or scary to share," said Jay Crocker.
by Reagan and Katie jane March 08, 2024
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