"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha December 11, 2007
Get the betty crocker fuck musclemug. Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
or
As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
or
As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
by Christian Breton January 5, 2009
Get the Bake like Betty Crockermug. when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007
Get the betty crocker dat hoemug. A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs
by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008
Get the betty crocker brownie delightmug. -100% athletic
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague
by Reagan and Katie jane March 8, 2024
Get the Jay Crockermug. The worst teacher in history. the type of teacher that hooks up with grade 12 boys, and let’s them vape and smoke in her car. The teacher that always switches around subjects when she doesn’t feel like doing them because she only knows how to teach one subject.
by crazymfhoeassbiyiflswla November 9, 2019
Get the Ms Crockermug. Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
Get the Betty crockers moist chocolate cakemug.