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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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Maria Cristel

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A very nice woman who stands out in everything she does. It is characterized by charisma and patience. She is very talented and have a LIT of friends. Anything she wants, she gets it. Impulsive and creative. If it were a car it would be a Masserati. She enchants everyone with her look and her presence. She will always tell you the truth to your face whether you like it or not.
Is transparent like her name Cristel
Everyone needs a Maria Cristel in their life
by xxgeorgedudexx November 22, 2021
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Dirty Cristel

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A Dirty Cristel is the practice of channeling energy through the rectum. This is achieved through sitting on crystel quarts and then gifting them to a friend.
Person 1: Hey gurl, I got you a gift.
Person 2: OMG! Cute it’s a quarts crystel.
Person 1: Hehe yea! A Dirty Cristel.
Person 2: guuuurl! You is power!
by Hehegaylord November 22, 2021
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