by Jordanthenonce59 October 24, 2020
Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him
by R.marsh64 May 23, 2022
A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022
A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior
by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021
A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN
Donkey-CRETIN
by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019
by Holobalales June 01, 2024
A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.
Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
by Anita Nap February 07, 2024