To 'Crawl the Wall' means that when one is near the point of ejaculation, the feet are used to propel ones legs and body swiftly up the nearest wall, manoevering ones body upside down thus allowing a bucket load of baby gravy to be dumped onto ones face and mouth.
Anabel: Has anyone seen Craig?
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
Jared: yes, hes upstairs crawling the wall.
Anabel: crawl the wall? what do you mean?
Jared: hes single handidly turning his face into a glazed smeg doughnut
by dirty mr lewin November 16, 2010
Get the crawl the wall mug.Similar to a pub crawl, but taking place entirely within Old Hickory Village in Old Hickory, Tennessee. Since there are no pubs or other similar establishments in Old Hickory, participants travel from home to home, porch to porch, yard to yard...and consume copious amounts of excellent beer from kegs transported with the group.
This annual event takes place on or around Saint Patrick's Day; it includes commemorative t-shirts and specialty beer, often an IPA or other disctinctive style.
This annual event takes place on or around Saint Patrick's Day; it includes commemorative t-shirts and specialty beer, often an IPA or other disctinctive style.
1. Crazy Uncle Johnny and Weird Uncle Travis invited Uncle Tater to the Village Crawl, but he will miss out on all the fun because he will be out of town.
2. I refuse to go downtown for Saint Patrick's Day, too many drunk drivers...I think I'll go to the Village Crawl and then stumble home on foot.
2. I refuse to go downtown for Saint Patrick's Day, too many drunk drivers...I think I'll go to the Village Crawl and then stumble home on foot.
by Mister Webster March 11, 2008
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Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.
G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?
L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?
L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
by triberocker July 3, 2009
Get the barista crawl mug.Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.
'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'
by Jacob... September 23, 2011
Get the Meat Crawl mug.A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
Get the eat cheese and crawl up my ass mug.Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
Get the What crawled up your ass and died? mug.The Puma Crawl is a sexual move reserved for only the most skilled and experienced sexual deviants. At its core, the puma crawl is a rollicking throat-fucking, but to comprehend the true essence of the puma, please consider the following scenario:
After a long night of heavy drinking, you reemerge from blackout to find that the tasty strump you were rapping to at the bar is now lying prostrate below you. As you assume the missionary position and prepare to displeasure her for 2-3 minutes before you fall asleep, you realize your semi-chubber isn’t quite perky enough to lay pipe. Rather than fumbling around until you successfully bury your half erect tube-snake in her vergina, you propel yourself on all fours towards her face and dump your whisky-dick dangler into her gaping mouth and fuck amply. Congratulations my friend, you have just successfully completed the puma crawl.
While the above tale was carried out with all the expertise, savagery, and insatiable sexual will of an experienced puma crawler, please do not underestimate the difficulty of this move. Legend has it that Vatsyayana (author of the Karma Sutra) pulled a hamstring his first time attempting the puma. The key to the puma is timing. If, amidst the whirlwind of your blackout, you are too slow, you risk rejection by your female counterpart. Experience has taught us that no unsuspecting harlot wants to look up and find a hairy sack of meat and potatoes rumbling towards her face eager to fuck. The goal of all aspiring puma crawlers should be to time your approach so that just as your partner realizes what is happening and begins to scream “Noooo!” in protest, it is too late, you are upon her, and her mouth is now conveniently open for a throat mashing.
While style certainly varies based on personal preference, puma crawlers have found that a low and stalking approach works best. It is from this form that “The Puma” derives its name. Similarly, animalistic grunts pair nicely with this technique. Again, the Puma Crawl is a very difficult sexual move. The surgeon general recently issued a warning that before attempting the puma crawl, extensive stretching should be undertaken. Suggested warm-up exercises included, but were not limited to: Irish car bombs, tequila shots, grain alcohol shooters, and double digit beer bongs.
After a long night of heavy drinking, you reemerge from blackout to find that the tasty strump you were rapping to at the bar is now lying prostrate below you. As you assume the missionary position and prepare to displeasure her for 2-3 minutes before you fall asleep, you realize your semi-chubber isn’t quite perky enough to lay pipe. Rather than fumbling around until you successfully bury your half erect tube-snake in her vergina, you propel yourself on all fours towards her face and dump your whisky-dick dangler into her gaping mouth and fuck amply. Congratulations my friend, you have just successfully completed the puma crawl.
While the above tale was carried out with all the expertise, savagery, and insatiable sexual will of an experienced puma crawler, please do not underestimate the difficulty of this move. Legend has it that Vatsyayana (author of the Karma Sutra) pulled a hamstring his first time attempting the puma. The key to the puma is timing. If, amidst the whirlwind of your blackout, you are too slow, you risk rejection by your female counterpart. Experience has taught us that no unsuspecting harlot wants to look up and find a hairy sack of meat and potatoes rumbling towards her face eager to fuck. The goal of all aspiring puma crawlers should be to time your approach so that just as your partner realizes what is happening and begins to scream “Noooo!” in protest, it is too late, you are upon her, and her mouth is now conveniently open for a throat mashing.
While style certainly varies based on personal preference, puma crawlers have found that a low and stalking approach works best. It is from this form that “The Puma” derives its name. Similarly, animalistic grunts pair nicely with this technique. Again, the Puma Crawl is a very difficult sexual move. The surgeon general recently issued a warning that before attempting the puma crawl, extensive stretching should be undertaken. Suggested warm-up exercises included, but were not limited to: Irish car bombs, tequila shots, grain alcohol shooters, and double digit beer bongs.
Lisa: Ouuuch! What was that?
Brett (in a satisfied tone): "The Puma Crawl"
Lisa: Fuck that hurts! You got some in my eye!
Brett: (no response) (snoring)
Brett (in a satisfied tone): "The Puma Crawl"
Lisa: Fuck that hurts! You got some in my eye!
Brett: (no response) (snoring)
by B.C.S. March 31, 2007
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