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fucking contract

A tacit agreement to engage in sexual intercourse from time to time without any of the traditional obligations associated with a physically intimate relationship.
Overheard at a party: "Did you notice that Sally just left with Fred- those two have a fucking contract".
by noroma April 2, 2010
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Brazilian Contractor

Noun:

Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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Simp Contract

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!
by donutkiller September 20, 2020
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Schrödinger's Contract

Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!

Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
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Forever Contract

An infinitely long contract that is thought to be 99.9% filler. The contract can only be written by the all-powerful deity known as the Filler God.
Filler God: "If you want me to resurrect Jonny, you must sign my Forever Contract with your blood."
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"
by emkay1 April 24, 2021
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Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011
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Social Contract

The unwritten, unspoken rules of polite society. It's what keeps you from laughing or commenting on bodily functions that happen in public and ignoring homeless/smelly people until you can escape their visual/audible range.

May also apply to catching someone doing something inappropriate in public, in which both parties act like nothing happened and/or nothing was seen.
I went into the bathroom to wash my hands just as David was flushing the toilet. His shit stunk so bad, it was all I could think about. I tried to hold my breath and ignore it as the social contract keeps me from acknowledging the fact that his shit smell was suffocating me.
by YouStinkLikeShit January 29, 2012
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