Cooperously

Eating or doing something very aggressively and/or greedily.

"did you see paul yesterday? he ordered a hamburger and ate it so cooperously that he finished the whole thing in 2 seconds flat"

by G. leaves January 16, 2010

Cooper

Cooper is handsome, friendly but he can also be a great boyfriend, he loves his life and just wants his friends to be happy that’s why cooper is the best

Cooper The Best Boyfriend

by pogbobxdlol November 25, 2021

Cooper

Individualistic, endearingly awkward, charming and loyal friend who will challenge you to be just as freethinking and cool as her. Is low key really into art, and will always be there for her close friends.

That must be a Cooper! Gosh, I wish I was their friend.

by shybutfly September 28, 2019

cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

cooper

Someone who tends to fall for too many girls- fall into bed! They have troubles staying with choosing one girl to be with for a long time and isnt willing to give up the life of partying for anyone. Coopers are guys who needs to find someone extremely special to change for.

Dayyyumm Sydney, stay away from Cooper. He's been with her, her, and her...

by craaaaaaayyyy November 18, 2014

cooper

the biggest ugly as a sloth and has the IQ of a wrench

Cooper go clean your room!!

by sivadiak October 5, 2017

Cooper

A person who has literal fortnite player toes because they play it to much.

oof is cooper happening to you again?

by pitza_time :) May 16, 2019