Cooper

An ugly person, inside and out. Usually not funny at all and has a shaved head. He is a snitch, and can suck my big balls dumbass cunt.

Guy: Have you talked to cooper yet?
Guy 2: Hell no he's a bitch.

by big pp squad October 5, 2019

Cooper

A fat fucking faggot. Who has no fucking life. Everybody hates Cooper. He is super bad at being a friend.

Person 1: Look at Cooper
Person 2: Yeah he's a fat fucking faggot.

by ToughBoi999 June 4, 2019

Cooper

Surplus, hidden or additional quantities of something, especially if secretly concealed until a key moment for advantageous gain or cheating

Origin: random hyper-localised sayings, Rothwell, Leeds 1990s.

Person A: Yay!, I’ve won this game of Monopoly.
Person B: Ahh, no, because I have this COOPER MONEY!

or

I thought we'd run out of crisps, but I found all these cooper crisps in the other cupboard.

by Astronaut74 August 14, 2011

Cooper

a nasty boy that doesn’t deserve the queen named Elisa

Oh, is that Cooper? Shoo him away.

by justafunnygal8294 April 10, 2020

Cooper

A snake who ghosts you

He's such a Cooper

by TheSnakeHunter August 5, 2017

Cooper

A cooper is someone who owns an ugly car or is a generally disgusting person.

Ew, a cooper!

by alright i am wrong November 4, 2020

Cooper

Usually a lil white bitch with a small dick. Gets triggered at everything and resides in a closet. Annoying, mean, and all around a shitty person. Likes to say cunt usually in reference to his male Australian lover.

Shut up Cooper. Go hang out with your boyfriend.

by PerilousStone8 April 26, 2019