confirmative

The word a Zeus uses instead of affirmative or confirmed when s/he is unable to make up their mind

Soldier: "Broadway can we get an arsenal"
Broadway: "Confirmative"

by Unicron5120 July 01, 2017

Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 21, 2023

Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024

Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles

Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake

by Aliens are real?!? December 20, 2022

Confirmation Dap

Holding your hand out for a “dap” to your boy who is in close proximity, after saying a joke or roast you believe is funny, in order to confirm they are in agreement or on your side

Jordan: Yo max you are gay for wanting to suck off Mahomes
Max: Not according to my track record
*Max sticks his hand very close to Harris in order to receive a confirmation dap*

by Thelosemanwin February 11, 2024

I confirm that

Common Youtube comments phrase, usually confirming that they live in this country of the world and can apparently spell perfect English

As an (insert nationality here) i confirm that

by IntergalactalEnergy April 07, 2023