Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.

Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"

by Salviati May 1, 2011

concrete queen

A vehicle whose design and/or idiot operator makes it impossible for the vehicle to leave pavement

"Choader's low rider would bottom out if he drives down that dirt road. Him and stupid ass concrete queen car."

"Soccer mom's always buy SUV's even though they turn them into concrete queens"

by Snotweazel October 4, 2008

concrete mixer

When a guy cum's on a girls face, then throws her threw a wall

Yeah I was with that skank last night, I gave her a good ole' fashion concrete mixer, now I have to go to the hardware store and pick up some drywall.

by NoodleArms February 28, 2008

concrete breaker

big hude D cell (internet ordered) vibrator made out of cheep plastic that cracks easly and causes television interfrence and is owned by swingers which can be used on him or her (or both if they r lucky)

lets go up stairs for some concrete breakin babe (and when were finished go the shop for a slab of miller bitch!)

by baztheman September 29, 2003

Ass concrete

The mark left on the bowl of the toilet once you've taken a huge dump

"Holy shit... Dude, clean the bowl... you left some epic ass concrete"

by Nigel stapleballs April 10, 2009

Concrete Mixer

1) An Alcoholic Beverage made by placing lime and baileys together in a shot glass, in a fashion that they stay separated. It is then placed in the mouth for compeditive purposes to see who can keep it sloshing round the most (as it curdles and goes lumpy like concrete)

2) a device for mixing lime, sand and pebbles into a mix that can be laid down , which hardens when left long enough. (concrete)

1) damn, that dude had a concrete mixer for a good 6 minutes.

2) laid some concrete last night, woke up this morning, and there were damn cat foot prints all over it.

by theJackal July 28, 2004

Concrete Nap

The state of having one's head rest upon the concrete after receiving a concussive blow to the head (usually from a well placed fist to the face).

Piper gave Edward a concrete nap for snitching on the Board of Directors.

by wrathofreason September 22, 2010