Clown

n.
a. Male genitalia
b. A relatively small erect penis.

"Zach... show Juli your clown, yo!"

by DickJones September 23, 2005

Clown

The quality or state of "coolness." If something "has clown," it is "cool" or "good." If something has no clown, it is lame sauce.

Yo, I was watchin' Full House the other day, and John Stamos has SO much clown!

Man, old Jim Sheepy next door has no clown whatsoever. He shot my dog last night.

by JSheep April 18, 2009

Clown

To physically assault someone after receiving a threat of harm to one's offspring or the offspring of someone they know.

"Bitch, I'mma clown you if you threaten my sister's son!"

by Ichabod Merendi May 3, 2010

Clown

clownmeans to be stupid, dum, foolish basically anything you want it 2 mean, not like u look like a clown with loads of make-up,that is just been stupid, callin some1 a clown is better than swearing it helps express ur angry feelings .

wat the fuk do fink ur doin wid my gal, y u sleeping wid my gal u fuking clown, im gonna fuk the shit out of u gal wen he leaves this house.

by sams October 10, 2005

Clowned on

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019

clown

Just a downright fool, someone who there's no other word for other than 'clown' it explains how stupid they can be and how little you think about them

Brad - I'm going to funnel a beer into my but like jackass
Brian - Wow dude you're a fucking clown

by b.esti January 3, 2010

clown

A situation where you are fooling yourself, or get fooled by someone or something

I thought DAY6 gonna be announcing their comeback tonight, what a clown 🤡

by wonipil June 27, 2019