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Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.
Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit
Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪
by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025
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clean the fuck up

what a mom screams at her son when she is pms'ing and the house isnt clean
mom: TOMMY CLEAN THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy: ok bitch
by tommy!!! May 31, 2007
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clean the fuck up

wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms'ing
woman: tommy clean the fuck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face

tommy:what the fuck ever ok:'(
by tommy!!! May 30, 2007
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shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

SHUT UPPPPPP
JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up
by anonymous October 9, 2021
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The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.
Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!
by steverbeaver July 13, 2007
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