Celery

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

Celery is smart

by Birb man October 19, 2020

Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Celery Juice

Celery juice is any juice that you use to refill a juul pod (or any pod). Typically has more nicotine than normal juul pods.

Brad: Bro I just refilled my juul with celery juice this shit slaps!
Chad: That’s absolutely fucking disgusting dude wtf!
Brad: Why don’t you try it then?
Chad: *rips juul and passes out*
Brad: The celery is too strong for you lightweight lmao!

by FrostdFleeks April 10, 2019