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Carson is a guy with a nice jawline and good hair (maybe even a perm). He’s a chill dude, and is easy to talk to and be friends with. Though he’s a little immature and slightly awkward at times, he’ll quickly have you infatuated by his sweet texts and engaging conversations. Watch out if he gets sick, though- he’s especially susceptible to the infamous man cold.
Carson isn’t texting me back...is he mad at me, or is he coming down with the flu?
Carson by Claire M. January 6, 2019
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carson by john tutor March 13, 2019
Is like a requis, who is a very muscular black man who will skull fuck you when you get flashed.
but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me". CARSON is similar to the likes of requis.
Carson by Kaahwhwhehehehe April 7, 2020
Carson just beat me in 8ball
I’m training to go up against Carson in 8ball
Carson by SmoothJazzStops April 16, 2020
carson is a player.he plays aaa hockey.dont make him mad because then he will go through your trash at night.His eyebrows and eyes are to close together.he will make u happy but not really.his birthday is may 9th 2007 so don't forget to wish him a good one.his snapchat is smitnation44
its carsons birthday today wow i thought he was dead.
carson by jimmie blake May 7, 2020
"I. WAS. BIRTHED. A. FEMALE. AND. MY. NAME. IS. CARSON." That was me, also a person that is very LGBTQ+
Person: Oh there's a new student named Carson

Other person: I hope he's cute!

Person: NAMES DON'T HAVE GENDERS-
Carson by FlowerBish May 30, 2021
kid with a huge cock and balls and loves hot moms
there goes carson with another milf
carson by milflover69 November 23, 2021