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Cardboard Box

When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.
"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"
by Richard Johnson Jr. March 6, 2010
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cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.
I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.
by kelsiecole December 29, 2020
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ditch the cardboard

Adj., the act of contractors or apprentices taking turns building cardboard restroom stalls from all the scrap shipping boxes, cutting out a glory hole in them, then being quite the gentlemen and allowing each other a turn while trading spots inside and out. Ditching the cardboard, to ditch the cardboard, going to ditch some cardboard.
Contractor 1 and contractor 2 went out to the shop to ditch the cardboard. They couldn’t decide who would ditch the cardboard first.
by Sootynukkels December 1, 2020
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cardboard whore

A prostitute that caters exclusively to homeless people. Normally used as an insult for a nasty women but can Be used for nasty men.
by KuBandit March 17, 2017
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cardboard bill

Small dick, ugly, tries to steal hot guys girls.
by Mr.fricked ur bitch April 10, 2017
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cardboard booty

When a girl has an ass as flat as cardboard...
Look at Chloe, she has a "cardboard booty".
by Klymaxed March 10, 2016
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Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy November 22, 2011
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