Douche Canoe

a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason

look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes

by G millz October 10, 2012

Poo Canoe

The turd that floats on the surface of the toilet water as the toilet overflows

when the toilet over flowed the turd went floating through the bedroom like a little Poo Canoe

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009

douche canoe

Douche Canoe

1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface

*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.

by mamajune July 11, 2014

Flaming Canoe

Used to describe the female genitalia of a natural redhead. The unshaven pubic region of a natural redhead.

Hank: Did you hook up with that redhead from the Thrushes concert yet?

Keith: Not yet but we're going out this weekend, hopefully I'll catch a glimpse of her flaming canoe!

Hank: Lucky...

by Earthsbanana July 15, 2009

Snot Canoe

An elongated pussy secreting a vaginal discharge.

Pat, I rode your Mom's Snot Canoe down Tuna River and lost my paddle at Shithole Rapids.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Blue Canoe

When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.

Damn bro, last night my girl gave me a Blue Canoe. It was intense.

by Evil Ozzy October 12, 2018

tuna canoe

a vagina, named due to the fact that it is shaped like a vertical canoe and in some cases smells like tuna

i was going to hang out with nate but he was busy diving into some tuna canoe

by hamsnatch4cash February 8, 2009