Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

cripple kid

Chloe Sherman

Chloe Sherman is a cripple kid because her toe moved

by Diane Sherman January 11, 2022

Cripple sticks

A term for crutches

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks

by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022

crippled out

to be depressed/bored, a generally lazy, pissed off mood leading to apathy of great proportions.

1)he was of a crippled out disposition yesterday after missing the bus by three seconds.
2)muchos cripplo amigos
3)i am so crippled out right now

by loveangelmusicbaby December 5, 2004

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Cripple Kill

When you kill 3 crippled people within a few seconds

Adam: Duuude i just got a cripple kill!
Steve: Thaaats crazy!!!

by Svasim February 5, 2020

Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions

Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."

by bitch you know it August 6, 2010