by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 02, 2021
When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.
"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"
"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."
"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."
by YGproductions May 25, 2017
Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
by Starburst jellybean February 08, 2022
by Impaler118 February 09, 2017
Noun a little sister under age of 5, that cannot walk. Thus needing help from siblings. A jibe used to convince the child to get up and Walk..
by Crippled annies me too movemen July 30, 2018
by Svasim February 06, 2020
When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions
Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
by bitch you know it August 06, 2010