Cripple sticks

A term for crutches

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks

by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.

"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

crippled annie

Noun a little sister under age of 5, that cannot walk. Thus needing help from siblings. A jibe used to convince the child to get up and Walk..

Dont be a Crippled Annie. Shake it off

by Crippled annies me too movemen July 29, 2018

Cripple Kill

When you kill 3 crippled people within a few seconds

Adam: Duuude i just got a cripple kill!
Steve: Thaaats crazy!!!

by Svasim February 5, 2020

Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions

Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."

by bitch you know it August 6, 2010