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Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.
It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!
by Coondog22 July 27, 2024
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Happiness Confetti

The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.
One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)
by Br0sifus July 18, 2012
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Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?
Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.
by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022
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Confetti Party

When several women surround one person then ejaculate on that person. A gender-swapped bukkake.
We will need a ton of towels and Gatorade for Mike's 30th birthday confetti party party.
by Shotz McGillicuddy July 26, 2019
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colburn confetti

Scratchcard scratchings
Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding
by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
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The Confetti Zone

A generic term that can be use to describe who you love, how you love, and who arouses you in any way that isn't heteronormative.
"Ally thinks she wants to date women now. "
"She's gay?"
"I think she's exploring. I guess she's in the confetti zone."

"Jamie keeps trying to kiss girls when she's drunk."
"Isn't she married to a dude?"
"Yea, but I think she's in the Confetti Zone."
by Juliathemermaid April 15, 2023
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Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.
When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?
by mysticklemom February 13, 2021
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