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Golden Caesar

The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)
I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar
by UCSD April 28, 2003
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cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!
by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009
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Toolius Caesar

An individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots
"Dude, I just broke up with my girlfriend"
"What, the model?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"I dont know.."
"Nice job, Toolius Caesar"
by RoflKing February 25, 2009
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Julius Caesar

A past ruler of ancient Rome. Hated by one, Gretchen Weiners.
(talking about Julius Caesar) - ''Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant why we all try not to get smooshed under his big feet! What's so great about Caesar hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar; everyone likes Brutus just as much as Caesar; And when did it become OK for someone to be the boss of everybody! because that is NOT what Rome is about. We should all totally just STAB CAESAR!''
by HermitTheFrog November 3, 2012
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caesar anele

by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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caesar salad

The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.
"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"
by Andrew G September 15, 2005
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Ave, True To Caesar

Meaning "But Hail Caesar" in Latin, It is most commonly a phrase that angry people in modified sports equipment say when they enslave women or when literally anything else happens. Its main meaning is to say they back the tribe of "The Legion".

It's claim to fame comes from the game Fallout: New Vegas when a old, angry, bald man named Caesar (ck-i-zar) uses a large amount people in sports equipment to enslave women or anything else.
Person 1: Why do you do this!
Person 2: Ave, True to Caesar.
Person 1:*Fuckin Dies*
by KillerKitten995 July 27, 2021
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