Broccoli Bump

1 (n.)- a female who has a crazy vagina, that has pubic hair resembling a broccoli material. it does not have to have crazy STDs or any other kind of diseases.

2. - wolf pussy

3. (v.) - two crazy ass vaginas bumping against each other which and/or a hot pocket will occur.

Syn.- refer to "hot pocket"

Wow, they're really broccoli bumping hardcore!

Corbin Bleu's hair resembles a broccoli bump

Why is my girlfriend broccoli bumping with another girl?!?!

by RoGeMarMat March 30, 2009

Baroccoli

Broccoli in the shape of Obama's face. Noun

Yum, that Baroccoli tasted awesome!

by aagkj.hlsj keyboard smash September 23, 2012

broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.

Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!

by Kachow December 30, 2015

broccolisexual

When the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you sexualy aroused or you're amused by the thought.

''Guys! i think I am broccolisexual... ;-; ''
''Are you sure? That's not normal~''

''Yeah, Sarah was cooking broccoli and I got a boner over the thought of them'';-;

by ThatWeirdOneInYourGroup July 15, 2016

Broccoli Pumpum

A woman that has a healthy looking Fupa. The origin of this saying was spread from the Jamaican myth that the vegetable broccoli has the ability to builds muscle/fat tissue in the Upper vaginal area, giving it a plump appearance

She has a huge broccoli pumpum, it feels good inside

by TheHussleCollevtor March 4, 2019

You smell like school broccoli

the person saying this to you means they are saying you smell like the rotten, stinky, fart-smelling, broccoli served at Public Schools in the United States.

“Do you need perfume? You smell like school broccoli”

by bruhgirl January 21, 2021

broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009