bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

bourbon bump

when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt

Yeah, we managed to do 3 bourbon bumps last night.

by cmcosmic June 16, 2023

Bourbon Hound

A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.

Better hurry and grab that bottle while you can, before a bourbon hound grabs it.

by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017

bourbon offsetting

enduring a hangover

Carbon offsetting is one thing with that headaches of jetlag. However, since last night I've gotten to deal with bourbon offsetting which is a lot more horrible!

by 🅰️ December 5, 2025

Bourbon Cream

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.

"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"

by chumin January 7, 2025

Bourbon on the Brown

like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine

barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.

by bantscants August 14, 2017

Bourbon Bowl

When you take a hit of marijuana immediately followed by a shot of bourbon, holding in the smoke while you take the shot. Inspired by the 1998 Frank Coraci film 'The Waterboy', starring Adam Sandler and Fairuza Balk.

"I really want to drink alcohol and smoke weed at the same time. I think I'll have a Bourbon Bowl."

by Randoasdas January 14, 2025