bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

Bourbon Sprawl

When someone is so drunk that they pass out with their limbs arranged in such a manner that they are sprawled out on the floor, bed, sofa, etc.

#1: "Last night was crazy"
#2: "I don't really remember last night"
#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"
#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"

by snake guy 123 July 22, 2009

Bourbon wall

This is the line of skin which attaches ones ball bag to ones ass-hole

Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants

Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit

by superhelper September 9, 2014

bourbon highschool

school full of druggies, ugly people, idiots, skanks, country boys.

you go to bourbon highschool? you suck

by acb69 November 11, 2019

Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

bourbon boulevard

Cadbury’s canal, poop shoot, shit pipe

Mary let Jonny take a stroll down Bourbon Boulevard last night

by DodgyPhil September 7, 2020

Bourbon Hound

A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.

Better hurry and grab that bottle while you can, before a bourbon hound grabs it.

by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017