possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008
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Black Bourbon Devils

A Southern Rock band from Southeast Ohio. Plays along the Mid-Ohio Valley and can be found in various states of inebriation in many fine local gutters and bars.
Those Black Bourbon Devils should be sterilized.
by shumonup June 07, 2011
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Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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bourbon highschool

school full of druggies, ugly people, idiots, skanks, country boys.
you go to bourbon highschool? you suck
by acb69 November 12, 2019
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Bourbonizing

The act of starting to drink bourbon.
It was such a shity day I started bourbonizing as soon as I got home.
by Ol' Hotrod August 28, 2018
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Bourbonated

I would have gone to work today, but I was bourbonated by noon.
by GooseGrim May 14, 2024
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bourbon boulevard

Mary let Jonny take a stroll down Bourbon Boulevard last night
by DodgyPhil September 07, 2020
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