bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

Bourbon Flounder

A sex move consisting of a whiskey enema followed by an ATM.

My GF is pretty awesome but she won't do ATM. But she is an alcoholic that loves whiskey and poor choices, so I have a shot at the Bourbon Flounder.

by MadnessAndMayhem September 22, 2025

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022

Bourbon on the Brown

like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine

barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.

by bantscants August 14, 2017

Bourbon Cream

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.

"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"

by chumin January 7, 2025

Bourboned

To be fingered in the ass by a gay man on bourbon st, new orleans.

Glenny was bourboned on bourbon st in new orleans

by Bourboned999 August 14, 2016

Bourbon Bowl

When you take a hit of marijuana immediately followed by a shot of bourbon, holding in the smoke while you take the shot. Inspired by the 1998 Frank Coraci film 'The Waterboy', starring Adam Sandler and Fairuza Balk.

"I really want to drink alcohol and smoke weed at the same time. I think I'll have a Bourbon Bowl."

by Randoasdas January 14, 2025