possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."
a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.
by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008
Get the bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgersmug. A Massive Cock!
by J0000shh May 16, 2022
Get the Bourbon Creamermug. The B.S.B.B is a death sentence for your Manhood for most men. This test of brute strength and intestinal fortitude is not for the faint of heart. It is a concoction comprised of A green liquor called chartreuse, jagermwiester, bailey's Irish cream and apple cider vinegar. You need five shot glasses two filled with chartreuse and 3 with each of the other ingredients. This drink will knock your D in the dirt. This is a layered drink not layered in a glass but in your stomach! First drop the first shot of chartreuse then the bailey's then the vinegar, then the Jager and finally the last shot of chartruese! Do not mix the ingredients, must be taken as five independent shots.....
by GEAU MAUMAH October 27, 2021
Get the Bourbon Street Barf Bagmug. by Bourboned999 August 14, 2016
Get the Bourbonedmug. A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 19, 2019
Get the Bourbon Legendmug. Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
Get the Bourbon Coonmug. A Southern Rock band from Southeast Ohio. Plays along the Mid-Ohio Valley and can be found in various states of inebriation in many fine local gutters and bars.
by shumonup November 23, 2011
Get the Black Bourbon Devilsmug.