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Boomerang Christmas Card

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.
You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.
by IndySparkPlug January 4, 2011
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boomerang whore

These girls are native to, but not exclusive to small towns in the Eastern Counties of England. As with any whore, they are willing to give up sex at anytime, but a boomerang whore will let her partner have sex with her, then her sister, then her best friend, then her mother, and then she will let you come back to her and have sex once again. Just like a boomerang, she will keep coming back to you, regardless of how you treat her.
Liz: Why do you let Brian come back and have sex with you, he fucked your mum, your sister, and even though i'm your best friend, he fucked me! He thinks he can get away with it because he says you are a "boomerang whore".
Jannine: Yeah, I know, I just love him so much.
Liz: You make me sick.
by Paul Fleming July 9, 2006
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boomerang

1. A piece of wood that, when thrown, supposedly comes back at you.
2. A Cartoon Network service that airs old cartoons that CN says on the Boomerang ad "comes right back to your television" or something like that.
1. He threw the boomerang as far as he could.
2. She watched Boomerang on TV.
by J.D. January 18, 2005
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Boomerang Vodka

A delicious spirit, bottled and distilled in the finest of all states, New Jersey. Scobeyville, NJ, a town in which the people of New Jersey rarely know to even exist...but is actually the home to this very inexpensive and cheap bottle of vodka. Comparable to Popov but even cheaper...because we all know how the people of Jersey love their cheap liquor. Lets have a toast to the most, and drink away our worries in the Garden State.....because......."You'll Always Come Back." (the logo on written on each and every bottle)
Boomerang Vodka, Popov Vodka, Cheap Vodka, Crunk Juice.......pretty much any cheap but strong alcohol.
by Jay R., B-Rad, and J Dub. July 16, 2006
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dirtpipe boomerang

When two people push their assholes together and alternately shit into the others asshole, hence boomerang.

Invented by Bill Cosby in 1956.

See also ultimate dirtpipe boomerang showdown
Kevin:"What are you watching?"
Bill:"Two black trannys doing a dirtpipe boomerang."
Kevin:"Pass the KY jelly"
by TheChode April 8, 2007
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Boomerang Pussy

When a man breaks it off with his current girl but keeps expecting to have sexual relations with her.
I'm no boomerang pussy! You can't throw me away and expect it to come right back
by @thatblondechick December 31, 2015
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Lima Boomerang

The Lima Boomerang is a condition that happens under extreme boredom. It is the act of pulling ones own genitals back between his or hers legs and inserting the tip of their penis or clitoris in their anus. This is done for entertainment, stress relief, and sexual pleasure.
Man 1. Have you ever heard of the Lima Boomerang?

Man 2. Yeah, I doing it right now!
by 8BallUD September 22, 2012
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