Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.

That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

beagles grip

When your dog starts to suck your dick, specifically a beagle, then the dog starts to rip your foreskin because it's teeth are gripping into your skin

Oh man my dog gave the best beagles grip the other day

by Me-irl June 13, 2018

Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical

This is just quite illegal beagles

by Elliot Southwell April 12, 2019

Snaggle Beagle

When someone grabs somthing hard to catch and like totaly nailed it.

(Person#1)Dude, look the balls comin right for you, only a baller could catch that!

(catch)
(Person#2) "ohhh SNAGGLE BEAGLE!!"

by Fam. guyy May 14, 2011

acting like a beagle

snooping through shit

me- man he was just acting like a beagle
friend- a beagle?
me- like snoopy.
friend- ah he was snoopin thru ur shit? thats crazy

by lunaiscool December 3, 2023

Beagle

I person who responds to emotions and/or stress by eating (or overeating).

Sorry, I finished the cheesecake. You know I am a Beagle.

by Global Normad September 22, 2020

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025