Spread Beagle

When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.

That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.

by Wizard Toast October 25, 2010

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Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical

This is just quite illegal beagles

by Elliot Southwell April 12, 2019

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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*

by Coondawgs December 17, 2017

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