Bacon

the small tainted space inbetween your cock and balls and your bum hole, formerly known as your "gooch" or "taint" and or "blind-spot".

my bacon is sticky.

ladys love a well kept and combed bacon.

running is great for your cardiovascular system but sometimes when im done, i get a horrible cramp in my bacon.

by Thundercockonious August 14, 2010

Bacon

Bacon: Adjective that says something is totally awesome,good,great.

Wow! That movie was totally bacon!

That bacon is bacon man.

by Mr.Potts May 24, 2010

Bacon

Term for a woman's FAT ass. Usually, plump, and has a slight giggle when she walks

"Damn yo, that bitch's got a fat piece of bacon"

by NCSU April 23, 2003

Bacon

v. A word used to describe something that is totally amazing, awesome and unbelievable. It originated on funnyjunk.com some time in 2010.

Oh man, look at this picture describing what happened to this guy! That's so bacon!

by iTzEazy June 30, 2010

Bacon

Bacon isn't really bacon. It's really the chopped up minds of children who have learnt too much.

THE BACON IS WATCHING YOU!!

Oh shit it's bacon ... RUN!!

by Bitch, Hamz & Boo April 24, 2008

Bacon

The only reason you aren't a vegetarian.

Why aren't you a vegetarian.

Yell at the BACON!
*eats bacon*

by TheBubbies101 August 28, 2014

Bacon

The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.

Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.

by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011