I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

I done wet my britches

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

by Esteban Smarinetti October 20, 2008

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

stickle britches

A safe word when things in the workplace get uncomfortable.

While peeling an orange the juice sprays in your boss.

Boss:(Laughing) You squirted on me! Get it! She squirted in me!
You: Stickle britches.

by AussiePoof October 28, 2013

Britch

A British Bitch. If you use it as Britchly, it means when you decide to cuss but in a britishly way. It is simply a cross between British and Bitch. Therefore, Britchly or Britch.

"Bloody Hell!!!!"

Oh my god she is being so britchly right now.

What the heck he is such a Britch to her.

by BritBoyz January 26, 2016

Britch

British bitch

You're such a britch

by Casjoe July 18, 2017

Britch

Somewhere between my homie and a bitch...youre my britch...

You're such a fucking britch!!!

by Amy Jae November 25, 2019