A wall thrown up by a girl (or boy) who is actively hit on regularly by someone - usually someone who the girl wouldn't be interested in even if they weren't happy in their relationship.
The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".
The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.
The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".
The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.
1. "Man, she's touchy - even when I'm just talking about MY relationships, SHE throws up the boyfriend shield and doesn't want to hear about it."
2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"
2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"
by Pasqal Veritude June 3, 2008
Get the boyfriend shield mug.When you have the attributes of a typical male in a relationship (but does not necessarily have to be in a relationship, nor applies to the lead role); you start to not care about what the other says or notice any changes in them, asking them to make you sandwiches, or too busy playing video games to notice them.
This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.
However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
This is often witnessed in a relationship in which the couples are very comfortable with each other, have been together for months if not years, or a crumbling relationship, or a combination of the set above.
However, it can also apply to close friends or family with similar forms of ignorance and douche-baggery.
It doesn't mean they don't love you; it means they just don't care about you at the moment.
Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?
Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.
Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.
Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.
-- Later --
Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".
Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
Jim: Hey, you didn't pick up last night. What were you doing?
Jill: Stop worrying, you pussy. I was painting my nails and playing your CoD file.
Jim: I told you not to touch my 360! Ever! Go make me a sandwich for that, bitch.
Jill: Well that sandwich won't fix itself until you fix the God Damn Bathroom.
-- Later --
Jill: God damn, Jill is giving me the "Boyfriend Syndrome".
Jack: What? Sorry, bro, I didn't catch watch you said. Is that chick was eyeing me over there?
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