Skip to main content

Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
mugGet the Bowling ball with your name on it mug.

Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball
How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me
by Grifball123 December 11, 2024
mugGet the Illegal Bowling Ball mug.

The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.
I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.
by Cal410 February 12, 2024
mugGet the The dirty bowling ball mug.

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.
by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024
mugGet the Bowling ball mug.

bowling ball

having several fingers inside your partner.
Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.
mugGet the bowling ball mug.

The Bowling Ball

When someone puts their thumb in another person's anus and other two fingers in or on their genitals.
He broke up the fight by giving the attacker the bowling ball.
by Stepong May 7, 2022
mugGet the The Bowling Ball mug.

Wv Bowling ball

When a male inserts his middle finger and thumb into a woman’s butthole and vagina. Then proceeds to throw her onto the bed before sex.
Last night at my girls house I did the Wv Bowling ball.
by BJI Bowling August 30, 2025
mugGet the Wv Bowling ball mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email