bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

by Anna & Tilly May 24, 2008

Bourbon Bowl

When you take a hit of marijuana immediately followed by a shot of bourbon, holding in the smoke while you take the shot. Inspired by the 1998 Frank Coraci film 'The Waterboy', starring Adam Sandler and Fairuza Balk.

"I really want to drink alcohol and smoke weed at the same time. I think I'll have a Bourbon Bowl."

by Randoasdas January 14, 2025

Bourbon Street Barf Bag

The B.S.B.B is a death sentence for your Manhood for most men. This test of brute strength and intestinal fortitude is not for the faint of heart. It is a concoction comprised of A green liquor called chartreuse, jagermwiester, bailey's Irish cream and apple cider vinegar. You need five shot glasses two filled with chartreuse and 3 with each of the other ingredients. This drink will knock your D in the dirt. This is a layered drink not layered in a glass but in your stomach! First drop the first shot of chartreuse then the bailey's then the vinegar, then the Jager and finally the last shot of chartruese! Do not mix the ingredients, must be taken as five independent shots.....

You'll need a barf bag if you try the bourbon street barf bag!

by GEAU MAUMAH October 27, 2021

Bourbon Cream

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.

"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"

by chumin January 7, 2025

Bourbon on the Brown

like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine

barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.

by bantscants August 14, 2017

Bourboned

To be fingered in the ass by a gay man on bourbon st, new orleans.

Glenny was bourboned on bourbon st in new orleans

by Bourboned999 August 14, 2016

Bourbon Legend

A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)

*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)

Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.

by figarojames January 19, 2019