When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.
A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.
The school sent the note home to be proactive.
It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"
Anal with an oral finish! ATM
The school sent the note home to be proactive.
It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"
Anal with an oral finish! ATM
by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
Get the Better than a good night kissmug. "Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"
~or~
"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"
~or~
"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008
Get the Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrackmug. A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.mug. better than it could be
Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!
Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!
by mom743 December 4, 2010
Get the better than a slap in the belly with a wet fishmug. by whydidyoudothat69 December 19, 2022
Get the white is so much better than blackmug. by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008
Get the better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stickmug. The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".
Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".
Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.
Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!
-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!
-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...
by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006
Get the You think you're better than me?!mug.